I won't say where I found this.

"Voldemort disappeared screaming into a flash of eerie green light. Harry, limping heavily from the wounds inflicted during the battle, sat down on a pile of debris at the base of Hogwarts ruined east tower. "It's over", he thought, "It's finally over. All that's left now is to kill myself so that a bunch of nerds won't write horrible fan fiction about me." And with that, he raised his wand to his head.

"Harry, NO!" Hermione and Ron screamed as one, coming over the crest of the hill. "Do us first! We can't bear the thought of a bunch of pimply nerds masturbating to Ron/Hermy slash fiction! Death first!"

And so, with a heart full of hatred of internet nerds, Harry raised his wand. Wracked with sobs, he barely managed to force out the words "Avada Kedavra". Ron and Hermione slumped to the ground, lifeless. "Fuck the internet", Harry said quietly, and raised his wand once again to his own temple. A brief flash of green light, and he was gone."